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cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via emphasi)

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

(via c-nfusing)

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via emphasi)

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(via fag-lard)

joshpeck:

troyler-oakllet:

joshpeck:

give me attention

no

jokes on u bc u just gave me attention damn wassup how u feel

(via icraveadifferentkindofduck)

okay-alexis:

memewhore:

I would say no and take the dildo.


Omg

strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

(via greetings)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

A black boy gets murdered and his community stands up for him and are attacked by police for over 2 months and are deemed animals and violent rioters

white people set cars on fire over some damn pumpkins and get called “rowdy” aint that some shit

(via icraveadifferentkindofduck)

billyfiend:

categories of australian rappers

  • not good

(via icraveadifferentkindofduck)

glowcloud:

*meows back at my cat in order to demonstrate active listening*

(via fag-lard)